Michael J. Radwin

Tales of a software engineer who keeps kosher and hates the web.

The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Whoa, Sam. Those are some nice-looking teeth you’ve got there.

This reminds me of a couple of dental-related puns.

Q: Why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?

A: Because they’re always down in the mouth.

And of course, the best Tom Swifty of them all:

“Oops, I dropped my toothpaste,” said Tom crestfallen.