The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Whoa, Sam. Those are some nice-looking teeth you’ve got there.

This reminds me of a couple of dental-related puns.

Q: Why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?

A: Because they’re always down in the mouth.

And of course, the best Tom Swifty of them all:

“Oops, I dropped my toothpaste,” said Tom crestfallen.

One thought on “The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth”

  1. Did you hear that the “Cinnabar Workers Union” is changing its name to the “Amalgamated Mercury Miners?”

    Sorry … its the only chemist / dentist joke I know.

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