13 thoughts on “Crime in Beverly Hills”

  1. thank god the beverly hills cops are so alert.

    reminds me of the time i got an expired license plate violation ticket dated 4am. so a cop was just randomly checking the plates of every car on the street? what’s up with that?

  2. I’d like to see an episode of C.O.P.S, Beverly Hills. Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do…. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you…

    Cut to Police Officers running breathless between houses and fences and dive on to the ground, you can’t see the struggle beneath the Cop…. The camera re-positions and we see the Cop with a tape measure and a Sweater Vested Perp who had just been grilling now pinned to the ground with a knee in his back and the evidence in his face…..

  3. Take a stand, say “Blow me, I *like* tall grass, because it feels squishy between my toes when I walk bare-foot, and it’s my property, not yours, and I’ll do what I like with it.”

    Oh… sorry… I forgot… the right to do what you want with your own property was revoked a long time ago…. never mind.

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