Whoa, Sam. Those are some nice-looking teeth you’ve got there.
This reminds me of a couple of dental-related puns.
Q: Why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?
A: Because they’re always down in the mouth.
And of course, the best Tom Swifty of them all:
“Oops, I dropped my toothpaste,” said Tom crestfallen.
I was just introduced to Guster, a 3-piece band from Boston. I like their sound.
Ariella’s family came to visit this past weekend. On Sunday after brunch we gathered around my laptop to watch streaming videos from Yahoo! Launch. At 300Kbps, it’s an on-demand (albeit lower-quality) MTV experience.
Avital, an undergrad at BU said, “Hey, that’s a Guster video I’ve never seen before,” so we clicked and watched. Not bad. “Who’s Guster?” I asked. “They’re from Boston,” she replied.
I later logged onto KaZaaLite and grabbed 6 tracks and synced them to my iPod (the Apple Music Store isn’t available for PCs yet). My favorite so far is Two Points for Honesty. That song reminds me a little bit of The Waltons, a Canadian band I saw at the Filmore in 1998.
We spent last weekend in the Bay Area for Gil and Becky’s wedding. On Sunday, I started coming down with a cold and was feeling miserable. It was late at night and I didn’t feel like going out to the drugstore to get a decongestant.
My mom remembered that during a trip to Europe last year she started getting a cold and picked up a nasal spray in the airport just before her flight home. The medicine had probably expired, but I was welcome to try it:
I tried to read the label, but everything was in German. Rhinospray sensitiv bei Schnupfen. Wirkstoff: Tramazolinhydrochlorid… I needed to know: how many times should I spray? How often? Are there any dangerous side-effects?
Alas, I don’t speak German, yet I really needed to clear my nose. So I gave it a shot. And viola! Like magic, I was breathing clear again. I no longer cared what the active ingredient was; it could’ve been arsenic and I’d still use it again.
Today, I learned from netdoktor.de that the Wirksamer Bestandteil (active ingredient?) is Tramazolin.
Whatever that is.
Last night I saw the premiere of Banzai, a mock Japanese game show of sorts where the contestants do a bunch of wacky things and the audience is supposed to bet on the outcome.
I imagine that if you’re drunk it makes for a very entertaining experience.
Jeremy Zawodny spoke Friday
morning about MySQL
I’m still just waking up, so here are some abbreviated notes.
- Security administration (don’t just
GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO
, but think seriously about delegating privileges to
- Size Limits (MyISAM default 4GB limit can be modified, you just need
to know the magic incantation)
- Lock Contention – consider using InnoDB instead of MyISAM if you
have as many readers as writers. MyISAM tends to work fine when you’ve
got 90-95% readers and just a few writers (or vice-versa) but you can
run into lock contention when there are lots of both. InnoDB doesn’t
fix locking problems; it actually introduces some problems of its own.
ALTER TABLE is slow. Requires an exclusive
write lock on the entire table, all queries will back up until it
finishes. Plan ahead.
- Disks often tend to be the bottleneck. You can add all of the CPU
power in the world and it won’t matter if it’s waiting on a slow disk.
Low seek times are more important than high transfer rates. RAID can
help. If you have time, benchmark different disk combinations
(suggested a tool called Bonnie++).
- Load balancers. If you use one, choose the correct algorithm.
Sometimes the “least connections” algorithm can make things worse.
Often a simple “round-robin” algorithm works just great.
- Handling many connections. Setting
wait_timeout to a
lower value will force idle connections to disconnect. Sometimes this
can improve overall efficiency.
- Data partitioning by servers (i.e. putting 1/Nth of your data on
each of N clusters of servers). Instead of a single “users” table, you
have 4 different tables (“users_abcdefg”, “users_hijklmn”,
“users_opqrstu”, “users_vwxyz”) and the application needs to look at the
first letter of the key to figure out which table to query.
- Full-Text search is neat, but it has its limits. First, be sure to
use 4.x, not 3.23. Also, it’s not as flexible as other software.
Zawodny also inserted a small Yahoo! advertisement in his slides; Yahoo! is hiring engineers. His
incentive is twofold. (1) Smart folks tend to go to OSCON, so it’s a
targeted audience, and (2) if you send him (or me) your resume we can
get the employee referral bonus if you end up getting hired.
I don’t have time to read most of the Apache mailing lists, but I do keep an eye on the low-traffic cvs commit list.
There’s been a lot of discussion over the past month or so about the upcoming 1.3.28 release, and even a couple of dates proposed. The most recent message suggests that we’ll see a 1.3.28 release next week.
Taking a look at the CHANGES file, there’s not too much that I really need in this release. The past year has been pretty slow for Apache 1.3 development, in large part because folks are starting to move to 2.0.
After lunch and a little bit of work-related email, I went to Randy Ray‘s Why
XML Hasn’t Cured Our Ills or Saved the World (slides).
The talk centered around five things Ray thinks we do wrong with XML:
- People are too quick to use XML.
You have to aks yourself if it’s really necessary. Is it just for
- People are too slow to use XML.
- Plan ahead for more than one customer of data?
- If another part of the system is already using XML for a more
“legitimate” task, why not use XML for other things, too?
(i.e. configuration data)
- It isn’t always an extra cost. If the data format (and therefore
the parser) would be sufficiently complex, maybe using an XML parser
would be easier?
- Lack of cooperation or sharing.
- Not often due to malice, perhaps lack of central authority. Who
moderates DTD repositories? Registries on xml.com and xml.org contain
outdataed information, and UDDI is too business-centric.
- Example: difficult to find schema for recipies. Had to wade through
3 pages of Google results to eventually find RecipeML
- Intellectual Property issues. For example, Microsoft hasn’t
openened up the XML formats for Office 2003. Compare to open formats
- Misunderstanding the application of XML
- People want to make XML hard.
In conclusion, Ray mused that no one technology is (yet) a universal solution and XML is no different when it comes data formats. His charge to the audience: just think about XML before using (or not using) it. Self-described experts don’t necessarily have all the answers.
I stuck around for local software guy Phil Tomson’s Ruby for Perl Programmers talk. This session was more technical, with the first code example showing up on the 4th slide.
Phil’s slides are online, so I won’t attempt to replicate them here.
Something listed as a “gotcha” actually seems to be a feature to me. Since all variables hold references to objects, you have to explicitly call
.dup to clone an object. It’s more Java-like than Perl, but it probably ends up being higher performance since you only make copies when you explicitly want them.
Yukihiro Matsumoto spoke about The Power and Philosophy of Ruby on Thursday morning. The talk was all philosophy, no code. Very entertaining.
We started off by discussing natural languages and the Tower of Babel, with a comparison of Japanese and its use of ideograms versus English. Matsumoto said that he was heavily influenced by the science fiction novel Babel-17. In some part, the power of the “super-language” in this book inspired him to create the Ruby programming language.
He spoke about the importance of choosing good names; those that are short and well-chosen usually convey meaning very easily. He also spoke about the importance of the machine making it easier for humans (Moore’s Law, evolution of programming languages to higher-level concepts). He feels it’s important for programming languages to cause the programmer as little stress as possible, and pointed out that one metric of a good programming language is that the programmer still has time to go out and have fun.
However, Matsumoto made it clear that simplicity is not a goal of Ruby. After all, human thoughts are not simple, and programs are essentially complex things. Rather, the design adheres to the principle of least surprise. If some aspect of the language meets your expectation, then it’s achieving its goal. Succinctness is highly valued because Matsumoto believes it leads to productivity and efficiency.
In Ruby, like in Perl, There’s More Than One Way To Do It, but the language can encourage one way. For example, Ruby does allow global variables, but you have to put a $ character before globals. Since too many $ are considered ugly, it discourages use of globals. “Dangerous” methods in Ruby have a ! in their name, for example
sort!. The “dangerous” methods might be faster, but they have side-effects, and the ! character reminds you to be careful.