Geek Cred | April 14, 2004 09:23 PM | Comments (3)

I was cleaning out some boxes from my parents' garage and found a bunch of 1.44MB floppy disks. Most of them were garbage, but I found one of them that contained a dotfiles.tar from October 1993. Here's a few examples of the time-warp material I found inside:

.plan

	I plan to make a more original plan someday.

Login: mradwin        			Name: Mike-bo Radwin
Directory: /thayer/hole-in-the-wall	Shell: /vdub/pasta/sauce
Last login Mon Sep 27 on ttyp1 from timevortex.cit.brown.edu
Plan:

	I plan to make a more original plan someday.

I think this was funny at one point in time. I've seen many examples of folks who added false finger protocol stuff to their .plan file to make you think that you were reading another entry, and it looks like I was part of the same big Unix inside joke. Apparently I also had an obsession with food; Hole In The Wall was one of my favorite sandwich shops in Providence and the Vee-Dub was the nickname of Verney-Woolley dining hall.

.aliases

alias time 'telnet tsoft 13'
alias bye logout
alias b 'exit'
alias allps "ps -aux | grep -v root | sort | more"
alias nasanews "finger nasanews@space.mit.edu"
alias webster "telnet cs.indiana.edu 2627"
alias rutgers "telnet 128.6.26.25"
alias freenet "telnet hela.ins.cwru.edu"
alias readers "telnet 144.13.12.1"
alias hytelnet "rlogin access.usask.ca -l hytelnet"
alias bahamud "rlogin bahamud.st.hmc.edu"
alias ww "ps -au | sort"
alias dir "ls -slgFL"
alias ls "ls -sF"
alias ll "ls -slagFL"
alias e jove
alias undos 'tr -d "\015"'
alias eal ntalk eal@tsunami.berkeley.edu
alias emlee ntalk emlee@uclink.berkeley.edu
alias rot13 'tr A-Za-z N-ZA-Mn-za-m'
alias rn trn -M -hDist -hSend -hFollow -hOrg -hExp -hRef -hLines -hNNTP -hReply
alias 43 stty rows 42

Looks like I had a buddy list of exactly two people. And that's what bookmarks/favorites looked like in the pre-Web days.

.article

Newsgroups: tellink.general
Subject: c compiler
Summary: 
Expires: 
Sender: 
Followup-To: 
Distribution: local
Organization: tellink -- the final frontier
Keywords: 

does cc use SYS V syntax only?  because I was trying to compile something
that I wrote which conforms to ANSI C standards, using prototypes for
functions, and cc choked on it.

it also didn't like function(void), something that the wonderful product
turbo C++ absolutely loves.

An article I posted to an internal newsgroup of my ISP. Even 10 years ago I was a standards freak.

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I'm still using the same .Xdefaults file I put together for xterm back in '96.
I have a CD someplace with a bunch of junk that I thought I wanted to keep from my university account. I cost me GBP 10 to have that CD burned by the computer services people in '99.
By modern standards, I was robbed :)

Posted by Wez Furlong at April 15, 2004 03:20 AM

Two aspects of .plan "humor" I remember engaging in were:

1. Adding a "You have new mail" line at the bottom to confuse people into thinking that new mail had arrived (this of course escalated to putting *two* "You have new mail" lines so that people would think the first was my .plan and the second was the shell/biff, and then shortly after that into putting two "You have new mail" lines, a blank line, and a "You have new mail line", and so forth...)

2. Putting ^G or ANSI color escape sequences in one's name (the GECOS field of /etc/passwd). This had predictably wacky consequences on local systems but also caused some problems when I posted to Usenet, of course preserved by Dejanews:

--> http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=3i2pmq%2427v%40mercury.kingston.ac.uk

Posted by David at April 20, 2004 07:19 AM

**2**

Posted by at September 18, 2004 05:14 PM

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