Well golly gee willickers, ever since moving to our
midwest ranch house, my wife Darcy and I have just
positvely prospered along with our three children,
Ramona Sue and the fraternal twins, Nicolae and Elena.
(Oh...that's not counting the bastard kid I had with
Dorothy Jensen when I was gullible 15 year
old .....I've put that whole episode behind me.
And it doesn't count the Albanian orphan we adopted
in the 90s. She's out of the picture now: we ended up
sending her back to the orphanage in Albania after 28
months because, well, we just didn't like her)
My business life has really prospered, having by some
incredible miracle sold off all those Enron stocks
exactly four months to the day before the whole house
of cards folded...guess I have good karma, eh?...And
my import-export business which I run together with
my Chinese-North Korean partners is positively
booming.
I love my life, I love my wife...and I love lots of
other things which rhyme neither with "life"
nor "wife". And I'd sure love to hear from you
guys...as long as you are now married of course. Darcy
and I no longer socialize with single people. They
don't fit in at our dinner parties don't you know.
I guess that's it for now. Pass the cookie cutter.....
Send a message to John Burke (now Old enough to buy my own beer) '85